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APR, 2010
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 3 • Issue 43 • Page 1 | Page 2









Tequila Warning


Tequila Warning













what are you waiting for?

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Tequila Warning

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you wish your were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila…

The tequila warning, generously supplied by Ron and Nancy, brought more than its fair share of grins and chuckles to the Hidden Beach pool area throughout the month. Not only does the popular track, which can be found on youtube describe the benefits of Mexico's most infamous export, in truly responsible fashion, it advises of the potential risks.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing…

Rather fitting, isn't it?

Congratulations to Jesus and Addi; their first born is due in just 2 months.

What Are You Waiting For?

Summer may just around the corner at home, but here at Hidden it's summer all year round! Don't wait for balmy temperatures. Spend May beneath the swaying palms bathed in sunshine at Hidden Beach.

Remember: Searching through closet, running late for work, madness on the roadways, coffee on your shirt. Just a simple call to reserve a lovely stay, come on down to Hidden and watch the stress just melt away.

Guest Perspectives

I'm from North Carolina, but my favorite state is the state of undress. - Val

They say that people our like onions. As you get to know them the layers peel off to reveal more and more about them…Seems we've known each other for a very long time.
-Heather

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye opener!
- Sid

I can't remember the last time I had clothes on… No, not because it's been a long time… more so because I have been drinking a lot.
- Keith

Let's face it, seeing my wife naked has become a little commonplace. But I still absolutely relish seeing those little freckles appear on her shoulders after she's been out in the sun for awhile.
-Rick

Naturally yours,
Regan Hook