
APR, 2010 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 3 • Issue 43 •
Page 1 |
Page 2 |







Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you wish your were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila…
The tequila warning, generously supplied by Ron and Nancy, brought more than its fair share of grins and chuckles to the Hidden Beach pool area throughout the month. Not only does the popular track, which can be found on youtube describe the benefits of Mexico's most infamous export, in truly responsible fashion, it advises of the potential risks.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing…
Rather fitting, isn't it?
Summer may just around the corner at home, but here at Hidden it's summer all year round! Don't wait for balmy temperatures. Spend May beneath the swaying palms bathed in sunshine at Hidden Beach.
Remember: Searching through closet, running late for work, madness on the roadways, coffee on your shirt. Just a simple call to reserve a lovely stay, come on down to Hidden and watch the stress just melt away.
I'm from North Carolina, but my favorite state is the state of undress. - Val
They say that people our like onions. As you get to know them the layers peel off to reveal more and more about them…Seems we've known each other for a very long time.
-Heather
Love is blind, but marriage is an eye opener!
- Sid
I can't remember the last time I had clothes on… No, not because it's been a long time… more so because I have been drinking a lot.
- Keith
Let's face it, seeing my wife naked has become a little commonplace. But I still absolutely relish seeing those little freckles appear on her shoulders after she's been out in the sun for awhile.
-Rick
Naturally yours,
Regan Hook
Taste of Hidden
The Nancy Special
In honor of Nancy, who together with Ron has visited Hidden Beach 24 times, the Nancy Special is a sweet little gulp of goodness. By the way Ron and Nancy, is it really visiting anymore? Let's face it, you occupy the same suite, you have your own specially labeled whisky, you play your own tunes poolside…
Hey guys… when we say "mi casa es su casa" we don't expect you to take it seriously. Just the same, kudos on calling on our bluff. You've become two of Hidden's most beloved guests.
Coconut Rum (Malibu)
Baileys
Amaretto
Grenadine
Add ingredients into a shot glass in the order listed. A couple of drops of grenadine add a zip of color.