DEC., 2007 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 15 • Page 1 |
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Regan Hook
Newsletter Editor
Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
WELCOME !
Greetings from Hidden Beach - The World’s Only 5 Star, Gourmet Inclusive, Clothing Optional Resort. “Clothed when practical, nude when appropriate.”
All those who joined us at Hidden Beach for M.O.A.P. 2007 are surely aware that the Rowdy’s Mother of All Parties lives up to its name. Plans are already underway for the 2008 week-long bash. Mark your calendars! M.O.A.P. 2008 rocks the beach from June 21st – 28th.
Hidden’s Turkey Tribute
According to one guest from Michigan, Hidden guests enjoy Thanksgiving even more than the average Joe. “You can eat and eat,” he says, "and you never have to unbutton your pants to alleviate the pressure!"
Thanksgiving tradition was alive and well at Hidden. Entertainment staff donned pilgrim hats, football fans united and all enjoyed an incredible feast. What may have gone unnoticed was the birth of a new and somewhat unintentional tradition, created by the guests themselves.
Typical guest behaviour seemed to pay homage to the turkeys that would soon grace their plates. As the great bird surrenders its feathers, guests too shed their clothes, as the turkey passes hours roasting it’s skin to a crispy brown in the heat of the oven, Hidden Guests, spent hours bronzing under the sun, the turkey, repeatedly doused in its own liquid, emerges moist and unscorched, as did the guests thanks to the reapplication of their UVB suntan oils and lotions.
Just a coincidence? I think not!
The Cloak of Starkness…
The Moonlight Disco turned evil dwelling, hosted some of the creepiest and streakiest Hidden has to offer. Staff was thoroughly impressed with the creativity of the costumes and delighted by the amount of guests that came ready to participate. King Neptune, mermaids, police officers and even costumes converting men into giant parts of the female anatomy partied the night away. Congratulations to Jenn, who won best costume as a sexy Samurai.
Who’s who spotlight.
Gerado Orozco
From the booming metropolis of Mexico City to the tranquil shores of the Mayan Rivera comes Entertainment Supervisor, Gerardo Pastrana Orozco, but you can call him Jerry.
Although not self-professed, he strikes many as being a little bit of a hippy. He enjoys reading, making music as well as other artistic pursuits. In fact he did a masterful job of turning the Moonlight Disco into a chamber of dread for Halloween! His life philosophy is borrowed from a Paul McCartney and Wings tune, “Live and Let Die.”
So, given his thoughtful, down to earth nature, which celebrity would he most like to see at Hidden? Jennifer Aniston and Alanis Morrisette.
Jerry is right at home at Hidden Beach as he himself has enjoyed vacationing in the buff. While visiting the Mexican state of Oaxaca, he ventured to Zipolite (Zapoteca for Beach of Death); the strikingly beautiful nudist beach is known for dangerously large waves and strong undercurrents.
