Au Naturel News
DEC., 2007
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 15 • Page 1 | Page 2
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The Bare and The Buff


What Are You Waiting For
What Are You Waiting For
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Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just
one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com

Guest Perspectives


"We met here and became really good friends in a really short time."
                        – Anonymous



"Your waffley cover-up makes funny patterns on your butt."
            – Craig to his wife Anna



"Ok, I'm new at this, so when I ordered my first drink here and the waiter brought it, I actually reached for my wallet in my right back pocket where it always is."
                                                                               – Mike



Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire (no pun necessary)

With the holiday season ahead, why not take a little time off, come down to Hidden and show old St. Nick the new definition of naughty! A scandalously delicious Christmas menu is in the works! There's always plenty of eggnog, just ask for Rompope! Come Nude Years Eve, expect a full blown fiesta. Resolutions don't take effect until the 1st of January; seize the eve to indulge and shake what your mamma gave ya!

Getting Buff Mexico Style

People all over the world have given cute and quirky nicknames to their trouble spots. Now that Hidden Beach's gym is ready to go with new and improved equipment, why not get buff Mexican Style!

Pump those pompas (butt cheeks), yield those llantitas (spare tires), coax those conejos (funny name for biceps, directly translated it means rabbits) out of hiding and make those vampiros (flabby triceps resembling bat wings) vanish!

What Are You Waiting For?

December is the perfect time to visit! Leave the chilly weather back at home and join us at Hidden Beach where it's always delightfully warm and nipply! Remember. At Hidden Beach it never shows signs of snow, so let it show, let it show, let it show!

Naturally yours,
Regan Hook