FEBRUARY, 2009 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 29 • Page 1
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Regan Hook Newsletter Editor
Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
WELCOME !
Greetings from Hidden Beach - The World's Only 5 Star, Gourmet Inclusive, Clothing Optional Resort. "Clothed when practical, nude when appropriate."
Super Bowl Sunday
If a little violence and healthy competition doesn't compel you, succumb to the allure of tight pants and fanny pats!
The HB Super Bowl party took place at the old Moonlight Disco. A small bunch of football fans gathered to drink, snack and take in the grid iron action. Although it wasn't the biggest bash, the euphoric heights and the bitter disappointments were just as keenly felt and all agreed that it was one H, E double hockey sticks (I'm Canadian, eh!) of a good game.
Jay Birds Cause a Flap at HB
The Jay Birds have made the Hidden Beach hot tub one of their favorite bird baths and watering holes. Generally they gather there in the evenings to shoot the breeze and hang out while warming their tail feathers, but on this particular visit, they caused quite a flap.
How much alcohol was consumed? Only those who count HB inventory know for sure. I would report what the birds themselves told me, but I suspect after that many bottles they lost count and likely consciousness.
The following morning there were few early birds in the bunch, and over breakfast many were a bit peckish. They did, however, survive to tell the story and it certainly was an amusing one.
A toast to you my new Jay Bird friends, may you visit us again very, very soon!
In this issue...
• Super Bowl Sunday
• Jay Birds Cause a Flap at HB
• Who's Who Spotlight
• Spanish on the Fly
• Guest Perspectives
• Put My Chili Where?
• Taste of Hidden
Who’s who spotlight.
Jorge Cutiño Armenta
With just 2 months in the Mayan Riviera and 6 short weeks at Hidden Beach, this (I'm at a loss for adjectives) member of the Hidden Beach Entertainment Team has already began to make his mark.
His creativity has breathed new life into the entertainment scene with absolutely freakin' hilarious activities such as the Put Your Chili in a Bottle and Beer Pong and his mischievous humor is contagious.
"Don't touch my lunch!" He exclaims. I ask what it means (given that I'm not touching anything). He explains. I still don't know. It's part of his charm.
This charm is truly one of Jorge's best assets. It allows him to stir things up without suffering any serious repercussions. Case in point - last week's balloon war. Nobody wanted to play. Jorge, however, rather than just letting it go, was insistent. He began hurling water balloons at innocent Hidden Beachers lounging poolside. Were they angry? No. Did they retaliate? Oh yes. Was it fun? Definitely!
His life philosophy - "Live for the day, because, well, you never know…"
