
FEBRUARY, 2007 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 1 • Issue 5 • Page 1 | Page 2 |

Regan Hook
Newsletter Editor



THE NUANCES OF NUDE
Guests of Hidden Beach certainly cannot be defined with a single word, so here’s a few to choose from.
- Au naturel
- Bare
- Buck-naked
- Disrobed
- Exposed
- Garmentless
- In the buff
- In your birthday suit
- Nude
- Naked
- Stark-naked
- Stripped
- Unattired
- Unclad
- Uncovered
- Undressed
We defy you to think of as many synonyms for clothed folks.
Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
Greetings from Hidden Beach - The World’s Only 5 Star, Gourmet Inclusive, Clothing Optional Resort. “Clothed when practical, nude when appropriate”.
February Happenings
Forget the jerseys! A plasma screen, a little face paint, mouth full of popcorn and a cerveza in hand was all that was needed for a group of nearly 30 Hidden Beach football fans to cheer the Indianapolis Colts to victory. Of course Julio from Entertainment and the wonderful staff of La Vista restaurant went out of their way to make sure the hooping and hollaring sports fans were properly tended to, as they watched the rainsoaked action in Miami from the comfort of the Moonlight Disco.
Although not everyone was happy with the results of the game, the party didn’t stop there. In typical Hidden Beach style an atmosphere of harmony prevailed and the festivities continued well after game ended.
VALENTINES DAY
Romance is celebrated all year round by the many couples that visit Hidden Beach, A special congratulations to these two guests from England on their 25th anniversary.

This Valentines Day, La Vista restaurant’s Captain, Isidro ensures that your wish is his command. If something bathed in decadent chocolate, enjoyed on a moonlit beach is your desire. He will dunk himself and meet you on the beach at about 8:00 P.M. Of course, if you’d like him to bring something special from the delectable Valentines Day menu and set an intimate table for you. It will also be taken care of.
The Rowdys of the Caribbean will be spending Valentines week at Hidden Beach, so be ready for some first class trouble making. The Rowdys always provide quality entertainment to guests and staff with their impromptu staff initiations and generally crazy antics. Visit their website at www.rowdys.net
Entertainment Coordinator, Sergio promises a week of fun and romance. Expect an abundance of flowers around the hotel, romantic music by the pool and couples games. He also mentioned being on the hunt for a man-sized diaper, similar to the one cupid wears.
In this issue
• February Happenings
• Valentines Day
• Who's who at Hidden Beach?
• Things to Do
QUARZO
It’s been said many times before in Au Natural News that naked people rock. Introducing Quarzo! The band that naked people rock to. Mauricio, Nico, Irving Luis and Paco bring their unique, rockin’ show to Hidden Beach every Monday night.
Influenced by Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Guns N' Roses, Pearl Jam, AC/DC, Pink Floyd and The Doors, the guys play some great classic rock. Among their vast repertoire are Mustang Sally, Proud Mary, Margaritaville and their favourites, Save a horse (ride a cowboy), La Grange and Born to be wild.
The guys have been known to shed a few layers of unnecessary wardrobe with the encouragement of their fast growing Hidden Beach fan base. In reference to playing naked, lead man and base guitarist Nico says, “It was a little bit shocking for us the first time, they (the guests) stripped us down on our very first gig, but it sure was a blast.”
