Au Naturel News
JANUARY, 2009
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 28 • Page 1 | Page 2
Regan Hook Regan Hook
Newsletter Editor

 

Out with the old

Out with the old

 

 

 

 

Best Wishes

 

 

Best Wishes

Best Wishes

 

Fireworks

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Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just
one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com

WELCOME !

Greetings from Hidden Beach - The World's Only 5 Star, All Inclusive, Au Naturel Resort. "Clothed when practical, nude when appropriate."

Out with the Old, In with the Nude!

There are many surprises in store for Hidden Beach goers this coming year and, although size may not matter, let it be known that BIG changes are in the works my friends, BIG ones!

If the entertainment line-up has started to get a little stale, rest assured a more varied and sophisticated offering will soon be gracing the Moonlight stage.

Tired of togging up to tread amongst the textile in search of a distinct dining experience on the dark side? This year all that hassle may become a thing of the past when Hidden's new head chef brings his new and personalized approach to Hidden Beach cuisine. Look forward to new and unforgettable dining experiences! Of course, you'll always be welcome to visit Seaside Suites' restaurants and while you're there take a few clothed snapshots to show family and friends.

Best Wishes for the Nude Rear

New Years at Hidden Beach was celebrated with delicious cuisine, great entertainment and an impressive fireworks display. And now, in honor of the occasion, Au Naturel News presents the following list of New Year's wishes, in keeping with the Mexican tradition of making 12 wishes as you eat 12 grapes at midnight.

12. May the powder-fine sand dislodge itself from my backside before any compromising friction occurs.
11. May the tattoos I got in my youth not convert in to large bluish blobs when I get old.
10. May the hangover I suffer in the morning render me useless, but not nauseous.
9. May the world continue to see nudity as a taboo, goodness knows I like be naughty!
8. May I sleep, bathe, dance and vacation naked, but always remember to put clothes on before frying bacon.
7. If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie visit Hidden while I'm here on vacation, may I not be squatting down to pick something up at the moment they see me.
6. May I never bump into my boss here.
5. May I never bump into my parents here, etc…
4. May they change that terrible music by the pool.
3. May my family continue to believe that we are staying at El Dorado Seaside Suites.
2. May Hidden Beach always remain an adults-only resort.
1. May I return to Hidden Beach as often as I like and find the sun shining and the people to be just as friendly, as they are now!

In this issue...
Out with the Old, In with the Nude!
Best Wishes for the Nude Rear
Taste of Hidden
Art Naturel
Guest Perspectives
Who's Who Spotlight