
JULY, 2009 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 34 • Page 1 |
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Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
Although the altered expletive in the title may not be immediately clear, after reading a description of one of Hidden's latest additions to the afternoon activity schedule, it surely will be.
You will need:
1.- Two or more couples (preferably ones who have spent enough time together to have built up a little healthy resentment)
2.- Flip flops
3.- A stop watch
4.- Beer
Instructions:
With several glasses of beer already poured, men are poised to drink. The timer starts. (You define the time limit, it all depends on how long you wish to enjoy this ridiculous spectacle.) Next, wives, girlfriends, partners etc. take hold of a flip flop and start wailing on the rump of the poor fool while he is trying to outguzzle his competitors. The irony being that reddest a@! does not necessarily win, rather the glory goes to he who has downed the most cerveza when the time runs out.
Ha ha ha, bless your blushing backsides! Happy spankin'!
I can't understand why being lazy is considered a bad thing, I'm loving it!
- Tara
Nooooo, don't challenge him to a beer drinking contest! He's German!
- heard from the masses
I'm f#!king drunk.
- Frank
I'm willing to give up everything, except Exotic!
- Lori
August is simply spectacular at Hidden Beach - the hotter the sun, the cooler the pool!
Remember: Nude, naked, stark or buff, at Hidden Beach it's all good stuff
Naturally yours,
Regan Hook
A Taste of Hidden
Russian Pucker
Nothing fancy this time, after all refreshing and delicious doesn't have to involve a blender and elaborate pouring techniques.
When one thinks of vodka thoughts of orange juice and cranberry juice typically spring to mind. But get those lips ready because this not-so-common mix is full of pucker power!
Ice
Vodka
Grapefruit Juice
Fast, easy, tart and cool, the Russian pucker will get those kissers warmed up for a day full of besos!