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JULY, 2009
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 34 • Page 1 | Page 2

 








Reddest




Reddest

 

 

 


Guest Perspectives



Guest Perspectives



what are you waiting?
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The Reddest A@! Contest

Although the altered expletive in the title may not be immediately clear, after reading a description of one of Hidden's latest additions to the afternoon activity schedule, it surely will be.

You will need:
1.- Two or more couples (preferably ones who have spent enough time together to have built up a little healthy resentment)
2.- Flip flops
3.- A stop watch
4.- Beer

Instructions:
With several glasses of beer already poured, men are poised to drink. The timer starts. (You define the time limit, it all depends on how long you wish to enjoy this ridiculous spectacle.) Next, wives, girlfriends, partners etc. take hold of a flip flop and start wailing on the rump of the poor fool while he is trying to outguzzle his competitors. The irony being that reddest a@! does not necessarily win, rather the glory goes to he who has downed the most cerveza when the time runs out.

Ha ha ha, bless your blushing backsides! Happy spankin'!

Guest Perspectives

I can't understand why being lazy is considered a bad thing, I'm loving it!
- Tara

Nooooo, don't challenge him to a beer drinking contest! He's German!
- heard from the masses

I'm f#!king drunk.
- Frank

I'm willing to give up everything, except Exotic!
- Lori

What Are You Waiting For?

August is simply spectacular at Hidden Beach - the hotter the sun, the cooler the pool!

Remember: Nude, naked, stark or buff, at Hidden Beach it's all good stuff

Naturally yours,
Regan Hook