JUNE, 2009 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 33 • Page 1 |
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Regan Hook
Newsletter Editor
Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
WELCOME !
Greetings from Hidden Beach - The World's Only 5 Star, Gourmet Inclusive, Clothing Optional Resort. &Clothed when practical, nude when appropriate.&
Left, Right and Center
The label on the small tube that holds the three dice necessary to play Left, Right and Center reads "Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years of age." Thus giving rise to the question: At exactly what age do we become more concerned with large parts being choking hazards?
Nevertheless, leave it up to Hidden Beacher's to make this simple children's game decidedly naughty. Alterations to the original rules prohibit couples from sitting together and substitute dollar bills for poker chips. Who knew that wet bills adhered so well to naked flesh? So very, very naughty!
And when all is said and won, it is the service staff of Hidden Beach who takes home the pot. That's right, regardless of who actually wins, the pot is divvied up amongst the staff - a well deserved tip, from a truly generous group of guests.
Que buena onda! (That's really cool of you!)
Impending M.O.A.P.
Daaah-da, daaah-da, daah-da, daah-da, dah-da dah-da! Like the mighty great white thrusts itself upon its unsuspecting victims, wildly gnashing at their flesh, the 10th annual Rowdies Mother of All Parties will surely leave its mark. More of a love bite really, but just the same counseling may be necessary!
Eat or be eaten! Join us at Hidden Beach June 20th - 27th, to get your fill of the fiesta!
In this issue...
• Left, right, center
• Impending M.O.A.P.
• Who's who spotlight
• Globo-Flexia
• Guest Perspectives
• Taste of Hidden
Who’s who spotlight.
Farid Sabaht Arronte
Born in Veracruz Mexico, this Hidden Beach Pool Concierge with a decidedly exotic name says he's 100% Mexicano! He's not denying his roots, just proclaiming his patriotism.
In fact Farid's favorite part of his job is providing guests with the best service possible. It brings him great satisfaction to see guests smiling. "I want them to enjoy themselves and to come away from their vacations with a genuine appreciation for Mexico and its people," he says.
This 33 year-old Aries is rather introspective and easily lists his strengths and weaknesses. "Strengths: I'm patient and I'm a good listener. Weaknesses: I'm restless and terrible at sports."
Farid comes by his service-oriented attitude naturally. "I have always worried more about others than myself," he says. "Plus, I believe the golden rule is fundamental: do unto others as you would have done to you."
On an even more philosophical note, Farid adds, "Everyone is looking for something. It's the way in which they go about looking for it that determines their happiness and well being."
Here's hoping that vacationing at Hidden Beach makes the search a little sweeter!
