Au Naturel News
JUNE, 2009
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 33 • Page 1 | Page 2

Regan Hook

Regan Hook
Newsletter Editor


Left Right Center

Left Right Center


MOAP

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Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just
one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com

WELCOME !

Greetings from Hidden Beach - The World's Only 5 Star, All Inclusive, Au Naturel Resort. &Clothed when practical, nude when appropriate.&

Left, Right and Center

The label on the small tube that holds the three dice necessary to play Left, Right and Center reads "Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years of age." Thus giving rise to the question: At exactly what age do we become more concerned with large parts being choking hazards?

Nevertheless, leave it up to Hidden Beacher's to make this simple children's game decidedly naughty. Alterations to the original rules prohibit couples from sitting together and substitute dollar bills for poker chips. Who knew that wet bills adhered so well to naked flesh? So very, very naughty!

And when all is said and won, it is the service staff of Hidden Beach who takes home the pot. That's right, regardless of who actually wins, the pot is divvied up amongst the staff - a well deserved tip, from a truly generous group of guests.

Que buena onda! (That's really cool of you!)

Impending M.O.A.P.

Daaah-da, daaah-da, daah-da, daah-da, dah-da dah-da! Like the mighty great white thrusts itself upon its unsuspecting victims, wildly gnashing at their flesh, the 10th annual Rowdies Mother of All Parties will surely leave its mark. More of a love bite really, but just the same counseling may be necessary!

Eat or be eaten! Join us at Hidden Beach June 20th - 27th, to get your fill of the fiesta!

In this issue...
Left, right, center
Impending M.O.A.P.
Who's who spotlight
Globo-Flexia
Guest Perspectives
Taste of Hidden