
NOV., 2007 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 14 • Page 1 |
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Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
Guest Perspectives
"Oh sorry, I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on."
– Chris to his wife Dana
"I worked up the nerve to tell my 17-year-old daughter about the Au Naturel concept of our favourite get away. She smacked her gum and told me that I was a hot mess. Does anyone know what that means?" - Kim
Casino Night Mystery - Exposed
Everyone seemed enthusiastic about it in the afternoon. "Yah Casino Night" they said, "sounds good!" Then when the cards were on the table no one came to play. Wednesday after Wednesday passed and despite guests’ mid-day enthusiasm, organizers were willing to place their bets on another unsuccessful Casino Night.
It was time to investigate. If they weren’t at Casino Night, where were our beloved guests? Surveys were administered, polls conducted, wire taps placed (not really) until finally, as with most everything at Hidden Beach, the truth was revealed. The Exotic Nude Cruise was the culprit. It turns out the popular Wednesday afternoon activity left the majority of guests plum tuckered out and in a few cases a tittle bit lipsy (sober translation: a little bit tipsy).
Something had to be done. A drastic and immediate change was made to the entertainment schedule and now guests can enjoy the fun of Casino Night every Tuesday evening at Hidden Beach!
The Bare and The Buff
The sand is out and the equipment is in! Since Dean passed through, the gym at Hidden Beach has been closed for renovations and improvements. Now with the arrival of some brand new equipment, only a few final touches remain before the doors swing open. That’s right Hidden Beachers, if you are crazy enough (I mean disciplined enough) to want to exercise on vacation, we are crazy enough (I mean service- oriented enough) to provide you with the means to do so. The gym will reopen in less than a month, allowing Hidden’s health conscious a chance to escape the sun, but still feel the burn.
What Are You Waiting For?
November is the perfect time to visit Hidden Beach! If you love the sun, but not scorching your buns, then the slightly cooler and less humid days of November may be just what you have been waiting for.
Remember… Nude in the morning, buff all day long, naked at night time you just can’t go wrong!
A Taste of Hidden

Saucy Dill Salmon with
Cucumber Tagliatelle
Serves 2
2 salmon fillets
1 lemon
Fresh dill to taste
1 cucumber
2 pinches of pink pepper
A dash of cayenne pepper
Salt and pepper to taste
1 ½ tablespoons of cream
First squeeze the juice from the lemon into a skillet; this can be done using a juicer, or thigh master style, by placing it between your knees and squeezing or between the buns and clenching. (Call me if you have used either of the latter options, I want a picture!) Reduce the juice with the cream and dill. Add the pink pepper and a dash or two of cayenne pepper. Continue reducing until the mixture thickens. Cut the rectangular wedges of salmon diagonally to make triangles and place them in the skillet. Then peel the cucumber (use your imagination) and slice it into long thin, noodle-like strips.
At the last moment put the cucumber tagliatelle in the skillet and season to taste with salt and pepper.
Plate as shown in picture.