
NOVEMBER, 2008 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 26 •
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Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
Saggy Baggies!
Although I hadn't met them before, I am 100% certain I will never forget them. Where to start? The Saggy Baggies, primarily from the UK, paid a visit to Hidden to reunite and stir it up a bit. They played crib, showed off their fabulous accessories, applied sunscreen, posed for pictures, volunteered for massage demos, strapped things to their um "bits and pieces" and this was all in less than an hour. Hello to all of you! We hope to see you back very, very soon.
So Dirty It's Scary
One of Hidden's most popular poolside games is Dirty Minds. If you haven't been so lucky as to have gotten in on a game, here's a little sample in the spooky spirit of Halloween. Consider the following clues and guess what they describe.
I've got a stiff one inside me.
Getting laid with me is the last think you'll do.
I plunge into a deep, dark hole.
Hey, git yer mind outta the gutter! It's a COFFIN!
Want another chance?
Without me you'd always be soft.
Parts of me are long and hard.
I'm stuck between your fleshy parts.
Any idea? Remember these clues are especially spooky! It's a SKELETON!
Guest Perspectives
When I was born, I remember very clearly that they put me in an isolette and tried to cover me with a little blue blanket.
I immediately kicked it off!
-Andy
"They're sooo stretchy!"
-Jeff
If an exposed nipple is a wardrobe malfunction, I'd say they'd better recall our wardrobes.
-Kim
What Are You Waiting For?
November at Hidden Beach is always a delight. Forget the frost and warm yourself under the warm rays of the tropical sun.
Remember: You may not have noticed, but it's an obvious sign. When the trees shed their leaves, it's Hidden Beach time.
Naturally yours,
Regan Hook
Taste of Hidden
White Wine Mimosa
All the yummy, less the bubbly. Although the champagne version is ever-so-lovely, this alternative is more often close at hand and also very delicious. Enjoy it as the sun rises or sets or shines or whatever!
Ingredients:
Your favorite white wine
Orange juice
Combine the two ingredients in a champagne flute or wine glass. One part wine, one part orange juice is a common ratio as is 3 parts wine and 1 part orange juice.
Now relax, assume a sophisticated pose (somewhat reclined, clenched buttocks, with one knee bent and one eyebrow slightly raised) and enjoy!