Au Naturel News
OCTOBER, 2008
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 25 • Page 1 | Page 2

 

 

 

 

negociators
Incidentally, these charming folks are not the negociators.

 

 

Halloween

 

Guest Perspectives

Guest Perspectives

 

 

what are you waiting for?

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Blue Floaty Things

The green floaty things were a big hit, but it appears the blue floaty things have surpassed them in popularity. In recent negotiations with one persistent and hilarious Hidden Beacher, a night of elicit "you know what" was offered up to a member of our fine wait staff in exchange for one. Was the deal sealed? The word on the beach is no, but I can't help but notice that Angel (the waiter in question) has been in a particularly good mood ever since.

Further information pending Hidden's next inventory count…

Halloween at Hidden:
All Thrills, No Chills

Assless chaps are one option (Aren't all chaps assless?), but surely we can come up with something more original. In past years Hidden Beach guests have proven that they are the black cat's meow when it comes to creativity. So, don't forget to stow away a little something scary if you will be visiting Hidden this Halloween. Keep in mind the temperatures are bound to be balmy, so feel free to adorn rather than cover.

Guest Perspectives

So my wife says, "It's just a little hot wax…no big deal."
-Ryan

I'm not a morning person, unless I'm here.
-Margot

Following a smug comment about his somewhat flat derrier…
Response: Doesn't bother me if I can't see it.
Retort: That's the whole problem, neither can we!
-Rob & Friends

I couldn't be happier. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and I'm in love!
-Lila

If clothes make the man, I guess we're all up shirt creek without a paddle.
-Tim

What Are You Waiting For?

October is a splendid time to visit Hidden Beach. Forget the onset of winter's chill and celebrate Halloween at Hidden Beach, it's twice the thrill!

Remember: Albeit quite basic, Hidden Beach fashion is never a bore. Simply put - less is more.

Happy 40th and a ½ anniversary to Terry and my informant, Rob from Michigan! We hope to see you again very soon.

Naturally yours,
Regan Hook