
SEP-OCT, 2007 |
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 12 • Page 1 | Page 2 |




Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com |
I’ve been drinking for days; I can’t believe how great I look. - Andrew
We were going on vacation, so I bought him new swim trunks. What the #$&% was I thinking? - Carmen
Being nude makes you much less susceptible to embarrassing situations. You never forget to zip up and your dress is never tucked into your pantyhose. - Maureen
The Joys of Jacuzzis
Did you know that each and every one of Hidden’s suites has a Jacuzzi? Although some may see the Jacuzzi as just another way to get clean, we can prove its allure extends well beyond that of a quick shower. Take a look at Hidden’s top 5 reasons why Jacuzzis rock!
• 1. Flatulence, possibly induced by frijoles (beans), will be disguised by bubbles,
ensuring your romantic evening continues as planned
• 2. Powerful jets handily blast powdery fine sand from every nook and cranny, eliminating the threat of unwanted friction
• 3. Things tend to expand rather than shrink in warm water
• 4. Warm water and spaciousness allows for greater flexibility and range of motion
5. Bubble bath + jets = lots of bubbles for making bubble beards, the perfect role playing accessory. Think Abe Lincoln, Santa Clause, ZZ Top…
Coming in 2008
When do you plan on enjoying a little piece of paradise on the Mayan Riviera? In 2008, each month will feature a different theme with exciting new activities. CLICK HERE to see all the entertainment that awaits you!
What Are You Waiting For?
October is the perfect time to visit Hidden Beach! As the quiet fall descends into the long malaise of winter and the little ones have trudged back to their fine educational institutions in search of knowledge, one must reflect upon the lessons acquired along life’s winding path and conclude… to heck with it all I’d rather be nude!
Remember… at Hidden Beach plenty of moons and plenty of sun make for a vacation that’s nothing but fun!
Naturally yours,
Regan Hook
In this issue
• Viva Mexico
• Nothing Blows Like Putting On Clothes
• Who’s Who Spotlight
• Guest Perspectives
• The Joys of Jacuzzis
• A Taste of Hidden
• Coming in 2008
A Taste of Hidden
Parrothead Paralyzer
Just because this year's Rowdys M.O.A.P. has come and gone doesn't mean its spirit can't live on. Mix yourself up a Parrothead Paralyzer for a vibrant and powerful blast of M.O.A.P. nostalgia.
Equal parts:
• Orange Juice
• Light Rum
• Dark Rum
• Banana Liquor
• Coconut Rum
• Melon Liquor
• Peach Schnapps
Pour over crushed ice and shake until frothy.
Warning!!! Over indulging in this drink will make your clothes fall off and you fall down (in that order for obvious reasons associated with gravity).
Thanks to Butch for passing on the recipe and the warning.