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SEP-OCT, 2007
The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 12 • Page 1 | Page 2








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Hidden Beach is located on the beatiful Mayan Riviera, just
one hour south of Cancun. www.hiddenbeachresort.com

Guest Perspectives

I’ve been drinking for days; I can’t believe how great I look. - Andrew

We were going on vacation, so I bought him new swim trunks. What the #$&% was I thinking? - Carmen

Being nude makes you much less susceptible to embarrassing situations. You never forget to zip up and your dress is never tucked into your pantyhose. - Maureen

The Joys of Jacuzzis

Did you know that each and every one of Hidden’s suites has a Jacuzzi? Although some may see the Jacuzzi as just another way to get clean, we can prove its allure extends well beyond that of a quick shower. Take a look at Hidden’s top 5 reasons why Jacuzzis rock!
• 1. Flatulence, possibly induced by frijoles (beans), will be disguised by bubbles,
ensuring your romantic evening continues as planned
• 2. Powerful jets handily blast powdery fine sand from every nook and cranny, eliminating the threat of unwanted friction
• 3. Things tend to expand rather than shrink in warm water
• 4. Warm water and spaciousness allows for greater flexibility and range of motion
5. Bubble bath + jets = lots of bubbles for making bubble beards, the perfect role playing accessory. Think Abe Lincoln, Santa Clause, ZZ Top…

Coming in 2008

When do you plan on enjoying a little piece of paradise on the Mayan Riviera? In 2008, each month will feature a different theme with exciting new activities. CLICK HERE to see all the entertainment that awaits you!

What Are You Waiting For?

October is the perfect time to visit Hidden Beach! As the quiet fall descends into the long malaise of winter and the little ones have trudged back to their fine educational institutions in search of knowledge, one must reflect upon the lessons acquired along life’s winding path and conclude… to heck with it all I’d rather be nude!
 
Remember… at Hidden Beach plenty of moons and plenty of sun make for a vacation that’s nothing but fun!

Naturally yours,
Regan Hook

In this issue
Viva Mexico
Nothing Blows Like Putting On Clothes
Who’s Who Spotlight
Guest Perspectives
The Joys of Jacuzzis
A Taste of Hidden
Coming in 2008