SEPT., 2008

The Hidden Beach Official Newsletter • Volume 2 • Issue 24 • Page 1 | Page 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Testicle Toss

What the heck it was beat me. Some kind of rack with brightly colored dangly things that, well, dangle from it. Frankly, I didn't want to ask. Perhaps I shouldn't have.

"Why that's the testicle toss," Jerry, Hidden's Entertainment Manager boldly exclaimed. Sure enough the colorful danglers do very much resemble, the potatoes (as in the meat and…) the berries (as in the twig and…) I'll stop there.

The rules? Assign points to each rung on the rack, make teams and then, one at a time, grab a set (a set, not your set, nor someone else's) and let'em fly. It's sort of like horseshoes, Hidden Beach style.

 

 

Guest Perspectives

"In my mind everybody is naked all the time."
- Steve

"My favorite thing about coming to Hidden Beach is no matter how lazy I am, no matter how much I eat and drink, I never have to lie down and suck in to get into my pants!"
- Christina

"I love hot weather; it has the reverse effect of cold water."
- Bill

¡Día de Independencia!

In honor of Mexico's Independence Day Hidden Beach is planning a serious FIESTA. Expect the festivities of September 15th to include tacos, tequila, mariachi and the unexpected. VIVA MEXICO!

What Are You Waiting For?

September is the perfect time to visit Hidden Beach. Autumn's chill needn't cut summer short, let the tropical sunshine charge your battery and keep you warm all winter long.

Remember: Whether gifts come in a box, bag or sack, to truly enjoy them they must first be unwrapped!

Naturally yours,
Regan Hook